Why did it take seven days for troops with helicopters, equipment, supplies, food, and water to be dispatched to southeast storm zones?

Representative Russ Fulcher of Idaho

Representative Kat Cammack of Florida

Representative Nancy Mace of South Carolina

What is your young sex story?

Representative Warren Davidson of Ohio

Representative Bill Posey of Florida

Representative Max Miller of Ohio

Why do many people think that Japan is not a gay-friendly country whereas 72% Japanese support same-sex marriage (the same number as in the US)?

The rest of the landscape in not exactly conducive to move a lot of heavy traffic.

Representative Alex Mooney of West Virginia

Representative Victoria Spartz of Indiana

Why did Cartman love Heidi purely with heart, her being the first one he ever did, but then one day Butters tells him that all women are manipulative and then he began to believe that she was a bad person and pretended to be a victim?

Representative Morgan Lutrell of Texas

Representative Chip Roy of Texas

Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia

Why do so many 18 to 29-year-old men struggle in dating?

Representative John Joyce of Pennsylvania

Representative Paul Gosar of Arizona

Representative Lauren Boebert of Colorado

What are the reasons for your political affiliation with the Democratic party? What are some aspects of the party that you support and some that you do not?

Senator James Risch of Idaho

Representative Mike Waltz of Florida

Senator Markwayne Mullin of Oklahoma

How do so-called Religious/Christian people really think homosexuality is even a sin? That would be nonsense. In fact, LGBT people need love instead of contempt/hatred. The word Homosexual didn't appear until the 1850s.

Representative William Timmons of South Carolina

Representative Cory Mills of Florida

You now need to figure out how you are going to turn them around, ship them a couple hundred miles and hope that you can find and secure the necessary staging grounds. The contacts they used to have built up over 4, 5, 6, 10 storm seasons are no longer useful so they need to find new ones.

Since the rise of feminism, the dating market has shifted to the disadvantage of men and that is causing this incel phenomenon. Why do women not understand how lonely the majority of men are?

Senator Ron Johnson of Wisconsin

Senator Bill Hagerty of Tennessee

If you see your representative or Senator on this list and you are subject to Helene or Milton, know that they don’t give a crap about you. They care more about their power and subservience to their Most Exalted Grand PooBah and identifying and destroying people and things that are “woke” than they are to their fellow Americans that have been laid low by a storm that had never happened before. That $20 billion could have been put to use in projecting and gaming the response and, among the weather games would be what to do if another devastating storm follows right on its tails.

Why do I sweat so much after applying moisture or sun screen on my face? I have normal skin.

Representative Morgan Griffith of Virginia

Representative Lance Gooden of Texas

Representative Gary Palmer of Alabama

My girlfriend told me that she wants to move in with me. I have my own apartment and I like my peace and quiet, but I also love her. We've been together for a year now. What should I do?

Now, with Helene cut into a new area and at the same time severed the 2 major highway (Yellow Circle) capable of handling all the trucks and traffic:

Senator Mike Lee of Utah

SO you are now the Disaster God. You know a storm is coming so you activate your assets and move them to their staging areas. You know the storm might change a bit but not as big a shift that has happened.

Are there legal obligations to report the known whereabouts of a missing person that doesn’t want to be found?

Representative Michael Cloud of Texas

Representative John Rose of Tennessee

Representative Andy Biggs of Arizona

Could the guys here tell me how their first experience with a trans woman was? Who was the lady to you? ( I mean girlfriend, one night stand, etc.) I just had my first experience recently and I would like to know about others?

I know it doesn’t seem like a big distance but when you see power truck convoys a mile or so long, followed with the necessary support equipment and personnel, you realize this is something heavily planned.

Representative Russell Fry of South Carolina

to the new staging areas (red area).

My wife found I had been on Pornhub. She considers this adultery and wants a divorce. She hasn't touched me in over 6 years. What should I do?

Representative Mike Ezell of Mississippi

Senator Katie Britt of Alabama

I am sure that someone, who has a political axe to grind, would say “Why didn’t they have extingency plans??? See! See! See! They and their leaders are incompetent and vote for the other guy!!!”.

What movies and TV shows portray realistic beauty standards?

I lived in NC for over 25 years. In all my time there, I saw more than my share of storms. The vast majority of them came up from the south and either skirted along the coast or bent inland and then run into the northern states. By the time they got to central NC, the storms were mostly petered out or, the swung back out to sea. In the past, Helene would have tracked like the black arrow I have crudely drew

Representative Gus Bilirakis of Florida

Representative Laurel Lee of Florida

Are there any guys, crossdressers, or transgender girls here who wear tampons?

Senator Tim Scott of South Carolina

Representative Mary Miller of Illinois

Representative Tracey Mann of Kansas

What are some ten strong legal evidences that are needed for a divorce?

Representative Michael Guest of Mississippi

Representative Jim Banks of Indiana

Representative Anna Paulina Luna of Florida

Representative Tom McClintock of California

Representative Bruce Westerman of Arkansas

Representative Tony Gonzales of Texas

Representative Matt Rosendale of Montana

Representative Randy Weber of Texas

Representative Rudy Yakym of Indiana

Representative Eric Burlison of Missouri

Representative Andy Harris of Maryland

Representative Keith Self of Texas

Representative Darin LaHood of Illinois

House members

Representative Andy Ogles of Tennessee

Representative Debbie Lesko of Arizona

Senator Eric Schmitt of Missouri

Senator Marsha Blackburn of Tennessee

If you look back in history, you will see that storms usually hit in the same general area and follow the same general path. So the plans to respond, assemble, stage and deploy were all built around history.

Representative Claudia Tenney of New York

Because of this, state and federal authorities had to figure out how to move the assets from their “normal” staging areas (blue area)

Representative Mike Collins of Georgia

If one them is yours, let them know of your outrage and then, on your ballot, send these unprincipled MAGAts back to their mommy’s basement.

Representative Mike Bost of Illinois

Representative Clay Higgins of Louisiana

Representative John Curtis of Utah

They are listed above.

To get from TN into NC (or vice versa) you are forced onto the yellow route

Representative Nathaniel Moran of Texas

Representative Beth Van Duyne of Texas

Representative Rich McCormick of Georgia

Representative Jeff Duncan of South Carolina

Senator Pete Ricketts of Nebraska

Representative Greg Lopez of Colorado

Representative Andrew Clyde of Georgia

Representative Ron Estes of Kansas

Representative Bob Good of Virginia

Representative Eli Crane of Arizona

Senator Mike Braun of Indiana

Senator Tommy Tuberville of Alabama

Representative Tim Burchett of Tennessee

Representative Michelle Fischbach of Minnesota

Representative Troy Balderson of Ohio

Senator Josh Hawley of Missouri

Senator Mike Crapo of Idaho

Helene did something unexpected: It ran right up the Blue Ridge Parkway (green arrow) and hammered towns that had never seen anything like this before.

Representative Brad Finstad of Minnesota

Representative Trent Kelly of Mississippi

Representative Barry Moore of Alabama

Representative Thomas Massie of Kentucky

Now we have a Cat 5 (Milton) locked on to Southwest Florida.

Representative Dan Bishop of North Carolina

than the blue routes.

Senator Deb Fischer of Nebraska

Representative Daniel Webster of Florida

Representative Jeff Van Drew of New Jersey

Representative Scott Perry of Pennsylvania

Representative Ralph Norman of South Carolina

Representative David Schweikert of Arizona

Representative Aaron Bean of Florida

Senator Ted Budd of North Carolina

Which is almost 300 miles farther

Part of the problem you point out to the agitator is the recent battle in Congress that threatened to derail the necessary $20 billion FEMA funding. This funding should’ve been resolved months ago in preparation of the new fiscal year. But rather than do that, these politicians (if I could make my written words to drip with more sarcasm I would do it) decided that because FEMA would be wiped out under Project 2025. While the bill eventually passed, the following people voted against the bill:

Representative Roger Williams of Texas

Representative Derrick Van Orden of Wisconsin

Representative Byron Donalds of Florida

Senator Rand Paul of Kentucky

Representative James Baird of Indiana

Senate

Representative Harriet Hageman of Wyoming

While we really can’t do anything to stop or redirect storms (despite what Marjorie Taylor Greene spews), we can hold accountable the members of Congress who put their agenda ahead of the physical safety of their fellow Americans.

Representative Randy Feenstra of Iowa

Representative Matt Gaetz of Florida

Representative Jim Jordan of Ohio

Senator Roger Marshall of Kansas

Representative Josh Brecheen of Oklahoma